... it would look a little like John Goodman in this Foot Locker ad circa 1981. He looks like a Disney cartoon character as he ambles into the store demanding kicks from Adidas to Tretorns for every sporting activity you can imagine. He's kinda got a Jolly Green Giant thing going on here with that deep voice, those flowing locks and towering height. How did he turn into Dan Connor 7 years later? Maybe it was the Egg McMuffins?