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Sunday
May202012

It's not better to see you with my sweet...

The first time I remember encountering some one with an eye patch - I was about 9 years old. A kid on our block had been stung in the eyeball by a bee and had to wear a patch for several days. And you thought it couldn't happen to you folks... believe me it can. And it is gruesome!

Years ago I had my own unwanted experience with this first aid fashion accessory. About fifteen years ago I had a bout of bells palsy (major suckage) and for about a month I had to wear an eyepatch. If you're not familiar with bp - it's basically when the chicken pox virus goes haywire in your system and mutates into a strain that attacks your facial nerves rendering half of your face paralyzed. Dead sexy is what I call it. lol. Anyhoo... I couldn't close my eye without using my finger so wearing a patch day and night was imperative.

Surprisingly, there's not a huge market for adorable eye patches that don't make you look like Captain Bly's chambermaid. I found a few at the drug store, in the requisite black and white. I couldn't stand the thought of donning this device straight off the CVS rack so I doctored mine up with decorations including an old STP patch and a pink sequined star. My favorite was one had a giant button sewn on it. I'm sure it was ridiculous trying to carry on a conversation with me when I looked like a deranged Mel Brooks character. To think of the meetings I sat in on and conducted. That's hilarity in the workplace folks. Anyways - I wish shops like Snapping Dragon Leather on Etsy were around back then - I would have totally rocked that Octopus eyepatch. I wonder if it qualifies for business casual?

The other night, I was watching Spies Like Us and while cracking up at Chevy Chase cheating on his spy exam, my mind started to wander. It wandered away to peruse the vast interwebs for pictures celebrities wearing eye patches... some movie characters came to mind, along with a few fashion icons. Because I have nothing better to do - I quickly collected quite a group of one-eyed visages. So go get your Visine, pop a few drops and sit down to scroll through the gallery of celebs in eyepatches, complete with appearances by the patched AND monocle'd John Ford, the Days of our Lives heartthrob Patch Johnson and a couple of extra shots of the princess of patches - Rihanna. Leave it to the stars to sport this swashbuckling style with such savoir faire. 

Celebrities in Eyepatches

If I missed any (and I'm sure I did so lay off already!), leave a comment and add to the list. I'll give you a gold star for participation!

Alexander SkarsgardAlyson Hanigan Andrew Dice Clay

Angelina JolieAnthony Hopkins Bette Davis

 

Boris KarloffChevy Chase Christina Aguilera

 

Christopher PlummerCrispin Glover Danny Glover

 

Darren CrissDaryl Hannah David Bowie

 

David HasselhoffDennis Hopper Frank Sinatra

 

Fritz LangGeorge Harrison Heidi Klum

 

James JoyceJames Remar Janice Dickinson

 

Jared LetoJeff Bridges John Ford

 

John GoodmanJohn Wayne Julia Ormand

 

Karl LagerfeldKurt Russell Lady Gaga

 

Larry KingLawrence Olivier Leona Lewis

 

Lindsay LohanMadonna Marilyn Manson

 

Martin KoveMichael Hogan Nicholas Ray

 

Olivia DeHavillandPete Burns Rihanna

 

Robert DuvallRobert Wagner Rob Lowe

 

Sammy Davis Jr.Samuel L Jackson Solange Knowles

 

Stephen NicholsSwoozie Kurtz Tom Cruise

 

Will FerrellZsa Zsa Gabor